I wipe back to front, but instead of haphazardly dragging the paper across the hole and soiling my taint, I sort of hold the folded paper with my thumb and middle three fingers, anchoring my thumb at the ass end of the taint, preventing the shit from passing too far from the hole.
The middle finger does most of the hard word, but the other two fingers distribute the pressure and help prevent accidental push-through, and confine heavy accumulation safely in the center of the paper.
Those fingers slide the paper toward the anchored thumb, folding it and pinching it into itself and allowing for safe disposal. The pinky can hang, or if comfortable, serve as a second anchor point opposite the thumb.
I wipe back to front, but instead of haphazardly dragging the paper across the hole and soiling my taint, I sort of hold the folded paper with my thumb and middle three fingers, anchoring my thumb at the ass end of the taint, preventing the shit from passing too far from the hole.
The middle finger does most of the hard word, but the other two fingers distribute the pressure and help prevent accidental push-through, and confine heavy accumulation safely in the center of the paper.
Those fingers slide the paper toward the anchored thumb, folding it and pinching it into itself and allowing for safe disposal. The pinky can hang, or if comfortable, serve as a second anchor point opposite the thumb.
TMI,sorry I asked.
TMI,sorry I asked.
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