Seriously how does that work? I cant see it being effected all the time but how do you dry off? Toilet paper just denigrates when wet.
I finally bought one and it's the shit. Basically you turn the lever which causes the jet to pop down then it shoots a single solid stream of water at your butt. Mine has a second lever for water pressure but even at the lowest level it's still enough pressure to shoot out of the toilet bowl and arc a few feet into the wall. At the higher pressure water can go up into your butt if you don't clinch.
I still use toilet paper but just a lot less. If it's a softer stool I'll wipe once or twice to remove excess and then I use the bidet and it basically pressure washes everything off. Then I just wipe once or twice more to dry off and I'm done. It's a little intense the first few times but it doesn't hurt or anything. You'll never have another one of those shits where you sit there wiping for like 5 minutes straight
So..... Basically its a toilet hose? And there's a reasonable expectation of water, possibly containing shit, leaving the bowl, or blowing up my back?
And then ass towels for a final check
Never had water leave the toilet while sitting on it. The water stream is angled at about 45* so it basically hits your asshole straight on and everything just goes straight down into the toilet. I don't think I've ever had shit on the TP when drying off after using the bidet
WTF
It's not as bad as it might sound
A stream ain't gonna work. All the shit isn't at a pinpoint on my ass.
It's a pretty considerable stream with decent pressure behind it, you also have to sort of move around a little bit to get all the angles and everything.
After a good rinse I don't think I've ever had any shit leftover when drying with toilet paper. It does a good job of removing everything.
I don't understand the Jap add-on toilet seat remote control crap. But when I got sent to Europe on work trips I loved using a bidet. It is a separate porcelain fixture next to the toilet. Do you business in the toilet, then move over to the bidet and wash your crotch and dry off with a towel. Great for after sex, too.
What towel? What happens to the towel? You wash it with your clothes? How many towels do you use? All shit is differ end, cant see a squirt of water cleaning all.
Think of it as a miniature bathtub next to the toilet, you wash your ass and crotch with soapy water, rinse and dry with a towel.
https://www.vox.com/2020/4/14/21218467/bidets-toilet-paper-shortage-tushy-toto-washlet
I ain't bought toilet paper for ten+ years, so when the hoarders cleaned out the supermarket, I yawned...while the latecomers cried and bitched....and one bitch went into meltdown mode. I use a warm soapy washrag, which then goes into a small plastic tub of hot water, Dawn Antibacterial and a capfull of bleach. A toliet plunger jumps it up and down til clean, the tub is emptied into the toilet, and the washrag is rinsed in the lavatory, then hug up to dry for the next day.
I quit the toilet paper when I noticed it was not getting the job done. No matter how well I thought I wiped, my butt would itch a few hours later, I'd use some toilet paper to scratch it, and find stains on it. At first I started taking a full shower, but that got old fast...once a day is quite enough for me. I thought about it, and came up with the washrag method. Problem solved.
If you use soapy water (basically a shower) then your ass is clean and you use a towel to dry off.
Well fuck, yeah I could take a shower after every shit. Im talkin about that female Bidet shit.
So am I. There are versions that dispense soap or straight up shoot soapy water into your crack, then another button to rinse with pure water.
It works. Clean arse. No need to wipe.
so you walk around with a wet ass after?
Nope. Does not take long to dry
Haven't you ever gotten out of the shower, forgot the towel, but changed anyway?
Its like that but 99.99% less wet
(post is archived)