Have you ever been in handcuffs? | Poal: Say what you want.

It was actually my dad's way of trying to get us to stop fist fighting each other. Worked about as good as tying 2 cats together by tails and throwing them over a clothes line

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This is genius :-D

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I’m guessing you wanted story with the answers, so I’ll give you a little.

I’ve been arrested 5 times. 4 times because I was a degenerate binge drinking moron who never started trouble but would always react to the assholes who did. 3 of those 4 times were niggers. All 4 times I was the idiot who waited around because I felt justified. The cops didn’t agree. They only saw me as a drunk who was fighting.

My final arrest was the night the Saints won the super bowl. Niggers at a 24/7 bar thought it was funny to block the bathroom door. I gave them a polite shoulder tap and they laughed again. I proceeded to tackle, grab, punch and kick as many as I could. It was over quickly. The niggers ran. I again stayed because I felt I was justified in my actions. Again, cops only see a drunk guy fighting.

That was over 10 years ago. I don’t drink anymore but I still like to confront niggers. What can I say? My dad taught me well.

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I stabbed and bludgeoned a cop's uncle and lawyer's brother after he increasingly got more erratic over the course of the months I lived with his unemployed ass until I had to call the cops to free me because he nailed and screwed the door to my 3rd floor room (converted attic) shut and there was no way out. The cops did not arrest him, and they didn't arrest him days earlier when he threatened to chop my hands off with a huge butcher knife. We lived in the same precinct zone where his nephew was employed. He wound up getting over 120 stitches. Last I heard no one would talk to him and he had been living in his truck until he had not moved it for several street cleaning days and it was towed and impounded. LOL.

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That a lot of stitches.

Nailing shut your door sounds like some shit off of a movie! How'd you wind up renting a room from the guy?

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Met him at the library bike racks, knew him for a while, urban gardener. All things I did. Had intelligent friends. Turns out he's a sociopath when no one else is around, so only a few people knew he was like that and no one else believed the reports of his behavior.

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yup, pulled over because I resembled someone who ran from the cops (PG county MD, fucking shithole)... turned out I had a FTA warrant over some traffic shit I hired a lawyer to take care of. The funny part was that my left wrist was in a cast, so they couldn't cuff that arm, so one arm behind my back cuffed to a belt loop, other arm tucked into the seatbelt.

spent 7 days in county (picked up Friday at about 4pm), never did get to go to court but they kicked me out at like 8pm the next Friday. Still a huge fucking mess of legal shit, but being the dumbass I was, I put it off for ~8 years (got the fuck out of MD, eventually couldn't get a legal drivers license and wanted to stop driving without a license.. plus, married by then and wife wanted better for me), then hired another lawyer and everything was dismissed because the original officer was no longer employed.

Still hate my dad for not teaching me about having insurance or how to title and register a vehicle. He was a god damn insurance salesman and NEVER taught me any of that. Would have been a simple 5mph over speeding ticket if the rest of the paperwork was in order. So parents, teach your kids everything you do within a calendar year (taxes, investing, insurance, vehicle paperwork and maintenance, whatever)... if YOU have to take care of it, they will too and won't know how unless you teach them.