Diversify your portfolio to include food, water, and Newport Cigarettes.
It's a joke, but it's also true. Food, water, and barter stuffs. Things that you can either trade or bribe with.
Mini lighters. Tea candles. TP. Cheap makeup (not too much, it goes bad after a few years). Salt and pepper. (If you are putting back all the rice and beans with no salt and pepper, you will be a sad motherfucker -- and maybe not for too long if you die of lack of sodium.) Airline bottles of booze. (My local package store has a whole endcap of them for $0.99-4.99 around Christmas, so I always buy $30 or so then.) Toenail clippers. Travel bottles of shampoo. Small rolls of duct tape.
I don’t smoke a lot anymore but when I did it was Newport’s.
What's the shelf life of cigarettes?
not sure for ciggies, but you can buy sealed tin cans of tobacco that will likely last for decades. and rolling papers shouldnt have an expiration date
Ha. Newports. That made me laugh. Sidebar: I would never “deal” with ((anything)) that wanted “Newport’s”. Shit, if it comes down to a “barter” system...that (bartering) will last about 30 seconds. It will immediately evolve into “Kill and Take”.
Gotta have good bait for a good trap dummy
Good point but those idiots will have nothing of value to me.
I like Newport’s. There used to be this place around where I live they had roll your own cigarettes. Pick your flavors all the stuff. Man they tasted like candy. God were so good. If all cigarettes tasted like that I would be a smoker. They’re were rock hard , they burned for like 30 minutes it seemed like. So good. Then that place got shut down for tax evasion. You used to be able to get like 200 cigarettes for 20 bucks. Man I miss that place. Too good to last
Grow your own tobacco in a 5 gallon bucket. I don’t smoke cigarettes but they are a cool plant to grow.
You'd take their Newport Cigarettes?
You the realest nigger I ever seen
Ha. No. I have no plans to barter with anyone. And I would have absolutely no use for Newport’s or any kind of cigarette. If I needed tobacco I’d grow it. I actually grow dark leaf and make natural pesticide for my gardens if needed.
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