It's a joke, but it's also true. Food, water, and barter stuffs. Things that you can either trade or bribe with.
Mini lighters. Tea candles. TP. Cheap makeup (not too much, it goes bad after a few years). Salt and pepper. (If you are putting back all the rice and beans with no salt and pepper, you will be a sad motherfucker -- and maybe not for too long if you die of lack of sodium.) Airline bottles of booze. (My local package store has a whole endcap of them for $0.99-4.99 around Christmas, so I always buy $30 or so then.) Toenail clippers. Travel bottles of shampoo. Small rolls of duct tape.
It's a joke, but it's also true. Food, water, and barter stuffs. Things that you can either trade or bribe with.
Mini lighters. Tea candles. TP. Cheap makeup (not too much, it goes bad after a few years). Salt and pepper. (If you are putting back all the rice and beans with no salt and pepper, you will be a sad motherfucker -- and maybe not for too long if you die of lack of sodium.) Airline bottles of booze. (My local package store has a whole endcap of them for $0.99-4.99 around Christmas, so I always buy $30 or so then.) Toenail clippers. Travel bottles of shampoo. Small rolls of duct tape.
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