When I lived on the alien space craft during my 5 year abduction, the beef was out of this world (pun not intended) they would run the beef through a centrifuge type of machine and made the choicest laser cuts. The laser would sear it just right in thin slices. So fresh n tasty.
I miss Blorlok and his concubine Jes. Good times minus the initial probing.
Now it's just walmart beef on the grill. Monterey spice n butter is nice.
Sigh… from space ships to Walmart. Your life seems moving in the wrong direction.
I'm moving forward and that's a good direction for me. It's all a matter of perspective. This is a fine planet. This timeline is a little wacky though.
Anything particular about the planet you’d care to experience?
How about a world wide economic collapse?
You should expand this retelling of an alien abduction I want to hear the entire story
Ahh it comes back in flashes. The conversation about all kinds of dead cows triggered that memory.
They kinda like to trip humans out. They dont eat us. I have no idea how long I was unconsciousness but when I came around I was scared. When they filleted the whole cow in a minute I was freaked out. Thought I was next. They knew I would like the meat. Jes pinched a piece and handed it to me. I did indeed like it, I needed food. They always had a dolphin on the vessel as well. It seemed like they could totally communicate with the dolphins. They paid more attention to the dolphin than me, but they kept me for about 5 years.
They would only have 1 dolphin at a time and only for a month or two... octopus too, they liked octopi.
The vessel was more like a home than a ship. I guess it was kind of like an rv er somthin. They were like nomads of sorts, constantly on the move. I kept thinking of those hollyweird stories of aliens that had their home planet destroyed, but I dont think that was the case. They didnt seem desperate or anything.
Seemed like I was more of a pet than a science project or a prisoner. They liked me, I think. We went all over space to different planets and "mother ships".
After we docked one time they took me off their vessel, onto the mothership. It was like a large mall er somthin. Huge white vaulted ceilings. Lots of them had human pets. I saw one with; I swear it was an albino sasquatch. The sasquatch was much bigger than them. It had a black and silver body collar around the neck and ran down the spine and waist n legs. That one Sasquatch I saw was huge, very intimidating looking. But I only saw it for about a few moments in passing.
We drank this orange drink all the time. Kinda tangy n sweet but slimy. I liked it and if you left it in a cup it would bubble and ferment. You can get drunk on it.
The cups were weird. They were like stainless steel but would break if you threw them hard enough; which I did once. Blorlok threw me in my pod after I did that. I kinda deserved it, but I was pissed n a little drunk.
Cant think of much else. Cant prove any of it either. Kind of like the holocaust lol.
Mmmmmmm, laser-cut beef...
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