Wait, you think I'm a fed? top kek Maybe you aren't who I thought you were. The only kind of label you could really give me that I'd be willing to wear would be "oldfag". Most of what I can communicate is an exaggerated understanding of serious research I've done. Conjecture is a powerful weapon and, let me tell you, most people tend to be blind as shit to any illusion. Not only am I not a fed, I don't even have a job. I'm just some kid with probably mild aspergers and inordinate amounts of time.
Never stop an enemy in the middle of making a mistake.
You guys have never even gotten close.
It's unlike you to be this obtuse. Have you suffered a recent brain injury, or are you intentionally ignoring the subtext of every message?
Can you let the real Pizza know to revisit this thread when your shift is over, please.
If you had any clue how often people have thought I was a fed, you'd laugh. But the fact that I can be more honest with you about my truer natures says just how well the camouflage I developed a while back has worked: perfectly. Thank you for all of your help, though. I really do appreciate it.
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