She thought her lies were so smart she even lied to her own attorney. He was so confident at our final court hearing (after two years of delays) that he was swaggering (strutting?) up to the witness stand with his notes to cross question me. After each of his questioned, designed to trap me got destroyed by simple facts and honest truth he hung his head, kind of sulked back to his table and literally threw his notes on the table. He actually looked defeated with his body language. I got a sadistic feeling of gratification from this as I realized at that moment we shared an understanding. He had lost and now we had both been fucked over by the same woman. You should never lie to your attorney because it fuks up his game plan he really wanted that win and she effed it up for him. I also had an odd sense of comradeship for him. "Ya bro, I know how you feel." My attorney was a Flip bitch. I retained her because she had a vagina. The delays were mostly because I worked all over the country and also I had a PI gathering evidence to help my case but my worst problem was the Flip bitch would not agree to ask for annulment. I kept insisting for two years and she would not agree so I created delays. Before the final hearing we had a literal screaming contest in her office which had her assistant running from the room. She claimed annulments were rare and only granted on religious grounds. (not true on both counts). I yelled back, "And that's what this is all about! Religious grounds!" Anyway, it was at that moment my attorney got quiet and grabbed a legal pad to take notes. I knew then I had her onboard and with me for my agenda. I left my family's religion because it's fake and realized I most closely agreed. With Messianic Judaism. We believe in Jesus but observe many biblical Jewish laws. She had agreed prior to our marriage to respect this and assured me she respected the bible. After we were married she would throw a tantrum when I refused to go shopping on Shabbat. She put pork in the fridge and worst of all she brought three idols into my condo. Ganesh, Buddha and an Asian frog god. I found them all in plain sight and destroyed them as commanded by scripture. The Israelites were punished specifically for idolatry. I think we've learned that lesson by now. See, any deception in marriage invalidates the marriage contract. There had been a bunch of lies but I could use these most easily as I discovered she was not sincere AFTER we wedded. Look, if you are just dating and you find out the bitch lied about something, anything at all, dump her. After you marry her it means you accepted the deception. My wife said she had only been married once and was widowed after her husband died in a car accident. Not true. He was killed by Russian mafia because she ran him into debt he couldn't cover. Oh, and a prior marriage she forgot to mention but like a dope I forgave her for lying so I can't use that. So I won and she got nothing, her attorney filed something because she lied to him(he dumped her) and she lost her appeal. In the two years we were in court she had three boyfriends who all dumped her. I met one outside the courtroom and my first thought was, "You poor bastard, you're in for it now"