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>ahchoo! ahjew!

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Jews never tell the truth so this can't possibly happen.

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Same as if he said "this statement is a lie": his dick shrinks. Magic lamps, wishes on stars, and fairy godmothers all have a fault exception for trickery and judaism. That's why you can't wish for more wishes through lawyering. Your dick shrinks.

Little known fact, the first circumcision was caused by Abraham trying to jew his way out of a magical contract... And he convinced a thousand generations that it's a normal thing to have, that everyone's dick should be like this, just so he wouldn't have to face the embarrassment in his lifetime.

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Pinocchio's nose is not a superpower that allows him to find thw true answer into ant question.

He cant say "there is gold buried this way far ahead" until he locates it.

Pinocchio's nose grows because "A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as plain as the nose on your face.".

If you tell one lie, you need another lie to cover it.