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It's a jew rock

It's a jew rock

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[–] 16 pts

If Debeers ever dumped their horde on the open market we'd be gravelling our driveways with the fucking things.

I made my wife's engagement ring, and then our wedding rings by hand, out of a chunk of a meteorite about 4 billion years old. She watched me make the first one, while I explained to her what it was and what I was doing. She knew I was making a ring, but she didn't know what for. When it was finished, I handed it to her and proposed. We've been wearing them for 38 years now.

Kay, Jared and Zales can all kiss my ass.

[–] 6 pts

I made my wife's engagement ring, and then our wedding rings by hand, out of a chunk of a meteorite about 4 billion years old.

Love made in heaven. That's solid. I tip my hat.

[–] 3 pts

Technically, isn't any rock on the ground that age?

[–] 1 pt

Not from space

[–] 5 pts

I made my wife's engagement ring, and then our wedding rings by hand

That's hard-core, I respect that.

Of course I would probably just get a set of simple gold rings, maybe with a short engraving.

[–] 6 pts

I knew a guy that carved a set of rings out of some light colored hardwood. Did inlays in them of a contrasting wood. They were beautiful.

Also an indicator. Women have become convinced by the wedding industry and pop culture (meaning jews) that the engagement ring is supposed to be worth two-three months of a guys salary. Fuck that shit. If you were to offer her a hand carved wooden ring, and she got pissy about it, that should tell you she aint the one. Ditch the avaricious bitch then and there. There are plenty more girls on the girl tree.

[–] 0 pt

I’m trying to bang a girl at sonic right now. She has pink hair

[–] 3 pts

I knew a couple that used tungsten rings they looked pretty cool

[–] 0 pt

I will Kill my wife’s parents and have their ashes turned into a diamond and that’s what she’ll wear on her finger. A reminder of what I’ll do to her if she were to ever try to ruin me in divorce.

[–] 1 pt

Don't think you need a wife mate. I don't think you need a dog.

[–] 1 pt

Step one find a wife you maniac

[–] 1 pt

I will Kill my wife’s parents and have their ashes turned into a diamond and that’s what she’ll wear on her finger. A reminder of what I’ll do to her if she were to ever try to ruin me in divorce.

Maroon your the best fucked up person on the internet. That shit is comedic gold.

[–] 0 pt

That’s cool. Can you send me a picture of that