I will Kill my wife’s parents and have their ashes turned into a diamond and that’s what she’ll wear on her finger. A reminder of what I’ll do to her if she were to ever try to ruin me in divorce.
Don't think you need a wife mate. I don't think you need a dog.
Any woman would be lucky to have me
laughs in feminine...no.
Step one find a wife you maniac
I will Kill my wife’s parents and have their ashes turned into a diamond and that’s what she’ll wear on her finger. A reminder of what I’ll do to her if she were to ever try to ruin me in divorce.
Maroon your the best fucked up person on the internet. That shit is comedic gold.
I’m under appreciated
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