I'm pretty sensitive right now. Please follow my guidelines and thanks in advance. Do I live with my kid that has 40 acres (and a mule, just kidding, no mule) or on an eight acre spread with a heated pool and armed for bear? Get a motorcycle? I'm too old to homestead. I don't like goatmilk. Are you guys with me so far? I barbequed a goat once and it was pretty horrible (young one).