New Year's Eve is only for rich niggers who travel to a Caribbean island to celebrate wearing all white. I've learned it was fun when I was in high school because I would get blind drunk and try to finger bang a chick that I liked. Usually I'd end up throwing up on my shoes and a 'buddy' would get to finger bang her instead.
New Year's Eve is only for rich niggers who travel to a Caribbean island to celebrate wearing all white. I've learned it was fun when I was in high school because I would get blind drunk and try to finger bang a chick that I liked. Usually I'd end up throwing up on my shoes and a 'buddy' would get to finger bang her instead.
I was hoping the story would end with your buddy fingerbanging you
I was hoping the story would end with your buddy fingerbanging you
That might have happened but I was too drunk to confirm. I do know I would have spaghetti all over the inside of my shoes so there's that.
That might have happened but I was too drunk to confirm. I do know I would have spaghetti all over the inside of my shoes so there's that.
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