I was probably heavy on the oil and I put it on pretty hot.
If you have some of the fancy wax, you might want to melt it down in a small pot and see the consistency when it's hot, and attempt to melt down paraffin and add linseed until you reach the same look.
The only other alternative I can think of is to smear yourself with feces while naked and do your work in the rain that way.
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