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So , over the holidays I'm going to try an experiment. I'm going to go to a few bars and strike up conversations with attractive women.

I want an over the top persona. I'm an older middle age guy , athletic shape . I was thinking of wearing an eye patch , maybe claim to be a retired CIA or other Alphabet agency spook .

As far as my eye patch , I'd like a great story about how that came to be .

Any you faggots creative writers or budding John Le Carre novelists that can help me out ?

The more outlandish the better.

Thanks

So , over the holidays I'm going to try an experiment. I'm going to go to a few bars and strike up conversations with attractive women. I want an over the top persona. I'm an older middle age guy , athletic shape . I was thinking of wearing an eye patch , maybe claim to be a retired CIA or other Alphabet agency spook . As far as my eye patch , I'd like a great story about how that came to be . Any you faggots creative writers or budding John Le Carre novelists that can help me out ? The more outlandish the better. Thanks

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"This Mossad agent and I were assigned to work on the Hillary campaign, funneling fake documents from Russia. We both had too many vodkas in a Minsk dive and got into a fight. I beat the crap out of the Mossad and he was blinded in one eye. The next night he got all Old Testament on me and demanded an eye for an eye. "Fair enough" I said, so I pulled out my eye and dropped it into his glass. Those were some crazy times."

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I like it ! Maybe , I'll embellish a bit , some Central American cocaine / under age girl trafficking to fund the Contras or something like that , and to get political blackmail etc