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So , over the holidays I'm going to try an experiment. I'm going to go to a few bars and strike up conversations with attractive women.

I want an over the top persona. I'm an older middle age guy , athletic shape . I was thinking of wearing an eye patch , maybe claim to be a retired CIA or other Alphabet agency spook .

As far as my eye patch , I'd like a great story about how that came to be .

Any you faggots creative writers or budding John Le Carre novelists that can help me out ?

The more outlandish the better.

Thanks

So , over the holidays I'm going to try an experiment. I'm going to go to a few bars and strike up conversations with attractive women. I want an over the top persona. I'm an older middle age guy , athletic shape . I was thinking of wearing an eye patch , maybe claim to be a retired CIA or other Alphabet agency spook . As far as my eye patch , I'd like a great story about how that came to be . Any you faggots creative writers or budding John Le Carre novelists that can help me out ? The more outlandish the better. Thanks

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you were the stuntman for marvs villain character in home alone when it came time to do the paint can stunt where you were hit in the face with the swinging paint can after multiple takes you were knocked out and when you came to harvey weinstien stuck his mangled diseased penis in your eye. the flesh eating penis bacteria took your sight and your dignity.

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I don't think this story would have the desired outcome , but hey , it's a good story