So , over the holidays I'm going to try an experiment. I'm going to go to a few bars and strike up conversations with attractive women. I want an over the top persona. I'm an older middle age guy , athletic shape . I was thinking of wearing an eye patch , maybe claim to be a retired CIA or other Alphabet agency spook . As far as my eye patch , I'd like a great story about how that came to be . Any you faggots creative writers or budding John Le Carre novelists that can help me out ? The more outlandish the better. Thanks