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So , over the holidays I'm going to try an experiment. I'm going to go to a few bars and strike up conversations with attractive women.

I want an over the top persona. I'm an older middle age guy , athletic shape . I was thinking of wearing an eye patch , maybe claim to be a retired CIA or other Alphabet agency spook .

As far as my eye patch , I'd like a great story about how that came to be .

Any you faggots creative writers or budding John Le Carre novelists that can help me out ?

The more outlandish the better.

Thanks

So , over the holidays I'm going to try an experiment. I'm going to go to a few bars and strike up conversations with attractive women. I want an over the top persona. I'm an older middle age guy , athletic shape . I was thinking of wearing an eye patch , maybe claim to be a retired CIA or other Alphabet agency spook . As far as my eye patch , I'd like a great story about how that came to be . Any you faggots creative writers or budding John Le Carre novelists that can help me out ? The more outlandish the better. Thanks

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The trick to spinning a good yarn like this is to have an over the top story but then a really mundane cause of the injury.

"...so there I was, running for my life through the African jungle being chased by cannibals, I glanced behind me to see if I had been spotted and when I turned around....BAM! My team was there and we were all evacuated safely. A week later I lost my eye to severe conjunctivitis, it's hereditary.... Anyway, how's your Christmas going this year?"