Wear something that glows.
Wear something that glows.
you were the stuntman for marvs villain character in home alone when it came time to do the paint can stunt where you were hit in the face with the swinging paint can after multiple takes you were knocked out and when you came to harvey weinstien stuck his mangled diseased penis in your eye. the flesh eating penis bacteria took your sight and your dignity.
you were the stuntman for marvs villain character in home alone when it came time to do the paint can stunt where you were hit in the face with the swinging paint can after multiple takes you were knocked out and when you came to harvey weinstien stuck his mangled diseased penis in your eye. the flesh eating penis bacteria took your sight and your dignity.
I don't think this story would have the desired outcome , but hey , it's a good story
I don't think this story would have the desired outcome , but hey , it's a good story
Go black face and tell them you are trans nigger
Go black face and tell them you are trans nigger
Was thinking of doing that on Saint Patrick's Day
Was thinking of doing that on Saint Patrick's Day
Say you tried to leave the agency but you knew too much so they threw you in a black site prison for 20 years and gave you experimental drugs and one night you were on too much PCP and gouged your own eye out with a spork lol
Say you tried to leave the agency but you knew too much so they threw you in a black site prison for 20 years and gave you experimental drugs and one night you were on too much PCP and gouged your own eye out with a spork lol
You work for the CIA aiding the subversion in the music industry. You were the handler for famous musicians, acting as a roadie but with the help of the band's management, you became best friend to the artist. You may or may not have supplied heroin and/or a loaded shotgun to Kurt Cobain. You lost your eye when you were tuning a guitar and the string broke.
You work for the CIA aiding the subversion in the music industry. You were the handler for famous musicians, acting as a roadie but with the help of the band's management, you became best friend to the artist. You may or may not have supplied heroin and/or a loaded shotgun to Kurt Cobain. You lost your eye when you were tuning a guitar and the string broke. [Like this. (nsfw)](https://geekymedics.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/cornea-LRG.jpg)
The trick to spinning a good yarn like this is to have an over the top story but then a really mundane cause of the injury.
"...so there I was, running for my life through the African jungle being chased by cannibals, I glanced behind me to see if I had been spotted and when I turned around....BAM! My team was there and we were all evacuated safely. A week later I lost my eye to severe conjunctivitis, it's hereditary.... Anyway, how's your Christmas going this year?"
The trick to spinning a good yarn like this is to have an over the top story but then a really mundane cause of the injury.
"...so there I was, running for my life through the African jungle being chased by cannibals, I glanced behind me to see if I had been spotted and when I turned around....BAM! My team was there and we were all evacuated safely. A week later I lost my eye to severe conjunctivitis, it's hereditary.... Anyway, how's your Christmas going this year?"
The women better be non-white or leftist, because lying to white anti-left women is unacceptable, brother.
The women better be non-white or leftist, because lying to white anti-left women is unacceptable, brother.
Any based chic will be off limits
Any based chic will be off limits
"This Mossad agent and I were assigned to work on the Hillary campaign, funneling fake documents from Russia. We both had too many vodkas in a Minsk dive and got into a fight. I beat the crap out of the Mossad and he was blinded in one eye. The next night he got all Old Testament on me and demanded an eye for an eye. "Fair enough" I said, so I pulled out my eye and dropped it into his glass. Those were some crazy times."
"This Mossad agent and I were assigned to work on the Hillary campaign, funneling fake documents from Russia. We both had too many vodkas in a Minsk dive and got into a fight. I beat the crap out of the Mossad and he was blinded in one eye. The next night he got all Old Testament on me and demanded an eye for an eye. "Fair enough" I said, so I pulled out my eye and dropped it into his glass. Those were some crazy times."
I like it ! Maybe , I'll embellish a bit , some Central American cocaine / under age girl trafficking to fund the Contras or something like that , and to get political blackmail etc
I like it ! Maybe , I'll embellish a bit , some Central American cocaine / under age girl trafficking to fund the Contras or something like that , and to get political blackmail etc
Eyepatch is too cumbersome, you will get sick of it quickly. Get a temp tatt on your neck of a spider or pistol.
Eyepatch is too cumbersome, you will get sick of it quickly. Get a temp tatt on your neck of a spider or pistol.
Tell her you have a 3inch cock;most girls can't take it that big a round.
Tell her you have a 3inch cock;most girls can't take it that big a round.
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