Print shit at OfficeDepot without talking to a soul.

https://www.officedepot.com/cm/print-and-copy/self-service-printing

Just remember that all photocopiers and printers with copier capability have an internal hard drive that stores an image of everything copied or printed. Don't print shit the feds would throw you in jail for.

Lots of mailbox and packaging places offer these services.

if you send docs to <printandgo@fedex.com> you can pull it up on their self serve machines and pay with a card

That's a name I haven't thought of in a while. If you don't want to go to Fed ex (they're all bluehairs here), you could try office max.

I'd rather have to interact with a FedEx faggot than feel like I'm bothering the shitskin that's working at the UPS Store.

FedEx hasn't really changed how Kinko's looked and feels other than everything says FedEx instead of Kinko's. I rarely go into them though, usually I'm just dropping something off as that's my local FedEx pickup point.

The Kinko's name has been pretty much back-burnered. I don't know that any branding is left.

I think you can still print shit and stuff, but the employees are wearing fedex shirts now.

You don't have to interact with anyone. Upload it from your phone.

But yes, what happened to Kinkos is just the beginning.