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Guy does the bare minimum, has an answer for everything, and has the easiest job in the world if he just did it. Prior to covid he had one medical "vacation" per year. 2019 was heart problems, 2020 was gastro problems (Just prior to covid lockdown), 2020 Covid 1 and 2, 2021 is Covid 3. He is a chain smoker and overweight. He was hospitalized in 2019 (heart) & 2020 (gastro and then covid 1) but covid 2 and 3 never in hospital. The kicker...anti-vaxxer.

I wish I was making this shit up but I'm not.

What say the poalers?

EDIT 1: grammar

EDIT 2: he's mid 40s

EDIT 3: Fixed the years the bastard had covid. He really pissed me off today with his laziness and lying in a meeting I called him out for. Why his boss won't fire his ass is beyond me.

Guy does the bare minimum, has an answer for everything, and has the easiest job in the world if he just did it. Prior to covid he had one medical "vacation" per year. 2019 was heart problems, 2020 was gastro problems (Just prior to covid lockdown), 2020 Covid 1 and 2, 2021 is Covid 3. He is a chain smoker and overweight. He was hospitalized in 2019 (heart) & 2020 (gastro and then covid 1) but covid 2 and 3 never in hospital. The kicker...anti-vaxxer. I wish I was making this shit up but I'm not. What say the poalers? EDIT 1: grammar EDIT 2: he's mid 40s EDIT 3: Fixed the years the bastard had covid. He really pissed me off today with his laziness and lying in a meeting I called him out for. Why his boss won't fire his ass is beyond me.

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[–] [deleted] • 5 pts

A couple of things:

  1. The CDC dropped the PCR test in July 2021 as it was deemed worthless.
  2. The quick test are at best a 50/50 proposition and probably just as worthless.
  3. Being a fat fuck, his blood glucose is probably like maple syrup.
  4. High blood sugar levels will help maintain things like chronic pneumonia (COPD).

Diagnosis: he's a fat fuck.

[–] • 1 pt

What test are they using now? I thought the CDC said they were going to continue to use the PCR test until January so they had time to develop a new test

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

The DNA test is the only one that is definitive, but most clinics and hospitals are just using the quick test.

I've seen some stats that say different brands/types of the quick test range from 50% to about 90% accurate.

[–] • 2 pts

Is the quick test PCR based?