Review:
It's shit.
The End
They are pulling some nostalgic shit with Doctor Octopus. It is nothing new, they just keep reharshing old stuff with additional marxist propaganda.
Capeshit is for bugman faggots
I just tried watching it.
The entire movie is an interracial smorgasbord trying to push how all the races get along and everyone should mix.
If you can get past that EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF THE PLOT is driven by one mistake after another by Peter Parkers shortsightedness and selfishness. The subplot is basically, don't think, act on your emotions and follow your feelings. Oh, and Dr. Strange is effectively lobotomized. He goes from a character that is hyper smart and rutheless with a touch of heart to basically an old woman that just does whatever a late stage teenager asks him to do.
There has to be a name for this kind of trope where EVERYTHING is 100% driven by every single possible decision that the protagonist makes is not only wrong but no protagonist actually existed in that world.
Basically, this is an episode of Married With Children. Everything is contrived, nothing makes sense, the characters don't do what they would do. You can just write a bunch of random plot points on pieces of paper, pull them out of ah at and assemble them randomly into this movie.
I got half way before I had to turn it off.
I give Kikeman and nigger 4 shekels up.
Apparently and according to the Critical Drinker (who used to destroy woke degenerate movies), it's a good one worth watching.
The Drinker Recommends... Spider-Man: No Way Home
He has been steadily sucking the Jew dick for his last several recommends. One of his recommends is full of SJW politics, trannies, and faggots. He says it's a must watch.
The Drinker has a Jew's cock in his mouth right now.
Spiderman's girlfriend is an ugly black girl that isn't exactly high priority even for blacks. But ya, obviously no SJW politics here. It's a must see.
I'm watching it rn (got it on torrents), and it's filled with "muh dick wuz kangz n sheeeit".
Slow motion on black female astronaut next to (((Einstein))) on a wall painting in university.
Blacks in charge of that same University and MIT.
Spider-Man save coalburner with her husband and nigglet on a bridge.
Spider-Man mongrel GF caught patronizing Doctor Strange
It's muh Doctor Strange's fault and they paint him as a heartless bad guy
Still watching...
Thank you. Completely not shocked.
Bingo. I got half way through, had to turn it off.
The drinker sold us out. He ignores anti white anti male racism and sexism.
Fuk that guy
anything produced after 1945 is degenerate filth.
Woke scale says it is woke. Scale goes from -10(means not woke at all) to 10(means completely woke garbage). Not many have reviewed it yet. I suspect its much much worse.
Its from the same people that created Eternals with faggots kissing, white guilt people killing themselves because how bad they are etc. Its Marvel. What more do you need to know? In that movie spiderman has black mutt girl. Come on now. You know its SJW jewish garbage.
No, it was just some marketing buzz about maybe one day.
Shit.
I’m not really invested in any of this franchise, but I watch the torrents when they drop.
The one before this new one wasn’t half bad as far as plot goes.
This newer one is basically:
Everyone knows who Spider man is.
Wizard guy agrees to brainwash the world into forgetting.
Wizard fucks up spell.
Spell let’s out 3 villains from older movies.
Spider-Man “fixes” them with help from 2 other spider men.
The end.
If your movi highligh of the year is a comicbook adaption, then it's time to reassess.
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