Such bullshit.

DUI in general is just something the government uses as a revenue generator. If they cared about road safety they'd get all the niggers off the road.

Guessing keys were still in the ignition, legalese shit for " vehicle in control ". My wife got hit by that one, made nice with the judge - all requirements, was happy.

DMV still fucked her for year and a half.

Anyways, do some pushups. Fix some shit and build your castle. Cheers

Total bullshit. You are not driving on a public road, there should be no DUI.

The the court you have a religious ceremony to attend at whoever's house is having a party on Christmas.

In iowa the person has to be in actually control ie driving the vehicle.