Update: Roommate not dead.
Nigger got his booster shot yesterday. I asked him a few days ago if he was planning on taking today off, he said he wasn't, he didn't have any reactions to either of the first two jabs. Lo and behold, he is feeling like shit and called out of work.
He is a pretty good roommate, so how do I keep his dumbass alive so he can keep paying rent?
Don't let him shovel snow.
Don’t let him near a soccer ball
Don't let him play sports
Sounds like those that are jabbed shouldn't do anything that raises their heart rate. So, the jab is meant to either kill or weaken you to the point you can't resist, or you'll just die anyways.
stay clear of him for two weeks. he is shedding shit.
Just like Jesus refused to touch lepers
so when did you become Christ? go ahead, give him a big ole wet kiss and have him share utensils. sheesh.
Try blood letting and chelation, who knows.
Imma cut him
Leeches...don't forget the leeches (they actually work for a wide variety of ailments)
I have heard of people going to have cupping done over the jab site immediately after getting the shot.
Fentanyl
Watch out for the winter vagina.
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