Make two cups of coffee. One for you one for them.
Offer the roommate a cup of coffee. If they are alive, it’s a nice gesture. If they are dead, you will need a second cup of coffee to deal with the dead body.
Problem solved.
I lived with a junkie for about 8 months. It was wild. I was always bringing him a glass of water or seeing if he wanted a slice of pizza or something like that to see if he was still alive. He did eventually end up dead, but we had gone our separate ways by then.
He took a needle yesterday. Unfortunately it wasn't heroin.
We get it, you fucked him yesterday.
Where have you been all my Poal? It's like running into an American abroad, this comment.
A guy who slept on the porch of a local church died and was there 3 days before a maintenance employee found him. Other people wee sleeping on this same covered porch the whole time.
At a certain point they're barely human anymore. It's actually really sad.
Update: Roommate not dead.
Nigger got his booster shot yesterday. I asked him a few days ago if he was planning on taking today off, he said he wasn't, he didn't have any reactions to either of the first two jabs. Lo and behold, he is feeling like shit and called out of work.
He is a pretty good roommate, so how do I keep his dumbass alive so he can keep paying rent?
Don't let him shovel snow.
Don’t let him near a soccer ball
Don't let him play sports
Sounds like those that are jabbed shouldn't do anything that raises their heart rate. So, the jab is meant to either kill or weaken you to the point you can't resist, or you'll just die anyways.
stay clear of him for two weeks. he is shedding shit.
Just like Jesus refused to touch lepers
so when did you become Christ? go ahead, give him a big ole wet kiss and have him share utensils. sheesh.
Try blood letting and chelation, who knows.
Imma cut him
Leeches...don't forget the leeches (they actually work for a wide variety of ailments)
I have heard of people going to have cupping done over the jab site immediately after getting the shot.
Fentanyl
Watch out for the winter vagina.
When it starts to smell.
if the rent is still getting paid, leave the door closed.
Maybe get the roommate on Auto pay at least
It's okay to check during normal waking hours. If someone has a medical issue, you might be saving their life, do it now, it's morning.
30 minutes.
3 days.
Play porno outside the door, then a video of people fighting
If said person doesn't get up, assume dead
You should have checked that out Right before you posted this on here. For real balls up buttercup.
Sounds like you need a better roomie.
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