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I’ll be on call for Petit Jury Service for three months — Jan through Mar. I don’t have to call the number every night to know whether to show up or not. They’re supposed to send me a notice to appear about a week before a trial date. My question is, how often do you believe the average juror will be called to report for service during the three month period? I’m hoping they’re not going to make this an every week or every other week occasion. Is it possible I don’t get called to serve at all (fat chance, I know)?

I’ll be on call for Petit Jury Service for three months — Jan through Mar. I don’t have to call the number every night to know whether to show up or not. They’re supposed to send me a notice to appear about a week before a trial date. My question is, how often do you believe the average juror will be called to report for service during the three month period? I’m hoping they’re not going to make this an every week or every other week occasion. Is it possible I don’t get called to serve at all (fat chance, I know)?

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Make sure the nigger hangs

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if people like you are successful in evading jury duty, you will never have a trial by your peers.

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My PEERS? 12 random niggers/wetbacks/trannies/liberals/women? I HAVE NO PEERS.

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if those are the only people who cannot get out of jury duty, God help you should you ever go on trial for something.

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Jury duty is so fuckin GAY. Just say 'I can see he's guilty, he got shifty eyes' or something equally retarded.

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You’re free to volunteer, I’m sure. The thing is, I need to work for a living. And I’ve been called for state jury duty about 4 times and I’m not in my mid 30s yet, meanwhile I know people in their 50s who have yet to serve for the first time. I’m sick of these assholes harassing me with the threat of fines and jail time. We can’t get fair elections, the system is run by pedophiles, they are ruining our economy and threatening to steal our crypto profits, so I don’t care if some embezzling meth coke hangs or not. Let someone else deal with it.

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they call people they think are stupid and easily manipulated

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they call people by random lottery. counsel and state screen by who they think will be most favorable to their side.

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in a world gone mad, the sane will increasingly be called to account. abandon your opportunity to judge sanity at your own peril.

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Go serve or accept the fate that justice will be dispensed by welfare recipients.

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They can make you appear but it's how you answer certain questions that will "excuse" you from duty. Just vocalize that the courts are corrupt and not to be trusted. They will boot you home.

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Just walk into court with a shirt that says ask me about jury nullification. You'll be excused pretty quick.

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Don't be a nigger. Jury nullification is what those niggers used in that case of the nigger who tied up an White woman and stabbed her 25 times simply because he's a nigger and niggers want niggers to be free to commit nigger crime.

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Yes, I understand that part lol. I’m guessing they would leave me be after that. I’d hate to be on their shit list, though.

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Jury tampering, eh?

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I wish they would call me for jury duty. When I was in college they asked me all the time now they never do. I like it so much. Sometimes I’ll go sit in court for entertainment

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I've only done state court jury duty and closest I got was when they filled the seats and started asking people in the box the questions and eliminating people and filling the spots with people in the surplus pool that got to watch the jury get questioned (I was in the surplus pool watching the voire dire).

Sometimes they don't give you the chance to announce your opposition. There are questions to the entire jury to see if you know the defendant or plaintiff and company involved if it's civil, the person that raises their hand to a mass question gets asked a bit more to see how much you know or how close to parties you are. If you do get the chance, then the judge will keep asking you questions to see if despite your statement that you can still listen to the evidence and be fair in your decision. The thrill of thinking you can get out of trial soon dies. What I saw that seemed successful in CA to get out of a long trial was people whining about how they need to go to work to support their family because their work doesn't pay while they are on jury duty or they are a caretaker and it would be a harship. Or medical issues.

You get one. Usually they make you show up for one day then send everyone home because there is no trial needing a jury.

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You saying they’re only going to call me in once the entire three months?

I believe it's one and done and they won't use someone on more than one jury. Most likely you go in and get sent home....

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Holy fuck, any retard can get out of it. Just say 'I KNOW THE NIGGER IS GUILTY!'

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Funny, but stupid. Let the Fed know you’re hate niggers. Real good idea.

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That ship sailed years ago

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I’ll avoid being on national tv

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I don’t have to call the number every night to know whether to show up or not.

They make you do this sometimes? Big pita. I did jury duty once and it was just a card with a show up date.

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"I have some questions about 'Jury Nullification.'" Boy that was hard.

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Can't you just say what the point is?

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"jury nullification" gives niggers an excuse to allow niggers to be niggers.

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In basically all federal districts there's the one trial or one day rule. E.g. if given a summons it'll only happen once. If you're not selected for a jury you won't be summonsed again (during that jury duty selection period).

The only exception is if you get put on a grand jury, in which you'll show up every day for the appointed period (usually a month).

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Okay, awesome. This is what I needed to know. Thanks.

this is an opportunity to help protect someone from unjust prosecution. don't go in there talking conspiracy stuff or anything that would get you dismissed. act totally casual. then if you think someone is being unfairly persecuted, just vote not guilty.