"All entitlement, welfare and spending programs have henceforth been disbanded. If you want funding, you will write me a letter detailing who you are, what you want the money for, and the amount of money that you need. I myself will be deciding whether or not you get money, and how much that will be." You'd have a fuckton of kindle for your fireplace at home with the resulting letters from worthless (((charities))) and other nonsense. You'd also end up saving a metric fuckton by only funding shit that's worthwhile, and stuff that only benefits society rather than tearing it down. Your "Workfare" project would be great.