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Bonus points for creativity

Bonus points for creativity

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Good question. Say you have 2 years

[–] 4 pts (edited )

Good question. Say you have 2 years

OK. That's worth it.

  1. Disband both houses of Congress. Have the governors send new Senators who understand that the goal is to reestablish the Republic. Have the states hold special elections to repopulate the House, but that's less of a priority.
  2. Disband most of the Federal apparatus; the departments of Education, the Interior, HUD, HHS, and a few others I'd have to think about will all have to go.
  3. Cancel all entitlement programs and replace them with one. Workfare. If you want money, work for it. We'll need miles of fencing along the border, roads and bridges repaired, etc.
  4. While we're talking about borders, post the National Guard along the southern and northern borders. Anyone coming over illegally is dumped back on the other side. I'd put in charge of that aspect.
  5. End the Fed.
  6. Pull the military back home. All of it. Fuck you, Raytheon, et. al. Develop weapons on your own dime. Maybe put that group of smart people to work colonizing the moon and Mars. The US Navy will have to earn its keep protecting the motherland from invasion. That goes for the USAF too. Patrol the seas and skies and bomb the crap out of anyone who enters our sovereign territory.
    6a. Oh - and restore sensible physical and mental entrance requirements for military service. No diversity exceptions at all.
  7. All illegal aliens currently in the States are shipped back home. All minority races who want to return to their "home" countries are provided one-way transportation.
  8. Kick the UN out of the US.
    8a. Leave the UN.

EDIT: Let's count ' as 9, then. To that, I'd add:
10. End all current defense treaties and agreements. No more US dead for Israeli wars. Every new treaty must be brought to the White House to be reviewed by me (and my wife, Morgan Fairchild) and then approved by the new Congress.

[–] 2 pts

"All entitlement, welfare and spending programs have henceforth been disbanded. If you want funding, you will write me a letter detailing who you are, what you want the money for, and the amount of money that you need. I myself will be deciding whether or not you get money, and how much that will be."

You'd have a fuckton of kindle for your fireplace at home with the resulting letters from worthless (((charities))) and other nonsense. You'd also end up saving a metric fuckton by only funding shit that's worthwhile, and stuff that only benefits society rather than tearing it down. Your "Workfare" project would be great.

[–] 2 pts

Perfect.

  1. END FOREIGN AID. Start every single country back at literally $0 and hold popular vote elections so that the public gets to vote on who receives military and financial aid from the US. Every foreign aid application would be transparent so that everyone would know who is receiving our tax payer money. The ballot would literally just be "yes" or "no". "Should Honduras receive foreign aid money from the United States government?" I'm done seeing my money go to loser countries like fucking Pakistan, Squatemala and shitholes in Sub-Saharan Africa.
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  1. END FOREIGN AID. Start every single country back at literally $0 and hold popular vote elections so that the public gets to vote on who receives military and financial aid from the US. Every foreign aid application would be transparent so that everyone would know who is receiving our tax payer money. The ballot would literally just be "yes" or "no". "Should Honduras receive foreign aid money from the United States government?" I'm done seeing my money go to loser countries like fucking Pakistan, Squatemala and shitholes in Sub-Saharan Africa.

Damn, how did I forget that?!?!? I'm not sure I'd allow for popular voting on foreign aid packages, though. We all know how ((( voting ))) has been corrupted. I think I'd just tell any country petitioning for aid to talk to the UN in their new Brussels HQ. Sorry, folks. The US needs to look after the US for a while. We'll let you know when we're ready to talk about sending money elsewhere.

[–] 1 pt

Nice. Good thoughts to ponder.

[–] 1 pt

Nice. Good thoughts to ponder.

Always happy to make some pondering happen.