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I am an Amazon addict. I get 2-6 packages a day, mostly tools, clothing, and food. I hate stores, because I hate people. I can't think of anything I want or need right this second, but feel the need to buy something to fill the void in my soul. Suggestions?

I am an Amazon addict. I get 2-6 packages a day, mostly tools, clothing, and food. I hate stores, because I hate people. I can't think of anything I want or need right this second, but feel the need to buy something to fill the void in my soul. Suggestions?

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A butt plug for your expanded anus.

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I expand anuses of others. Mine is tight as a flea's.

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A dildo. Go fuck yourself.

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no u

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It'll fill the void, and if you get one long enough, it'll reach you soul.

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Real Cadbury chocolate from England or Australia. American Cadbury is shit. Crunchie bars are the best.

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Hmmm, now I want to try some "real" Cadbury chocolate.

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You really should. Hershey's has the rights to manufacture in America and they fucked it up.

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Hmmm yes, but I love German 'Milka' chocolate, it's the best in the world, try it

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Mmmm, yeah. The one with hazelnut is the best IMO.

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When I was a yung hash-smoking dolt, I ate thousands of those! Good times. But my teeth are not so good..

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Find a new website and stop giving those faggots money at Amazon.

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But I'm already paying for Prime, I wanna order as much as I can to make the free shipping worth it

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You're at least using smiles to help donate to a charity right?

My next purchase will probably be Inkbird ITC-308 Digital Temperature Controller 2-Stage Outlet but I only try to order from them once a month. I cancelled prime as soon as I saw the blm shit on their website.

Why don't you use eBay? It's politics aren't much better but it's funner to bid against people for shit you'll never use.

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me, donate to charity

LOLAWLZ uh no

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Dang! I already have that one.

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Now your Amazon history matches your post here and they can find out who you are, fyi.

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Backpack Pressure cooker

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Lionel model train sets,you still get to buy stuff,after you put the previous purchase together.

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get to buy stuff

Ooooooo! Right up my alley (no homo)!

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I took the idea from Gomez Addams.

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Some nice nylon rope (braided half inch?), or some static line. maybe some pullies, ascenders, etc.

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And what do I do with it?

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i don't know, i love rope. you could macrame a sex swing with it, or climb something tall, or have it ready for the day of the rope.

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Day of the rope WHEN??? I'm really tired of 'winning'.

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A book on how to make two extra clicks saving money and not giving your money to a kike?

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I must have paid for half of Herr Bezos' new superyacht already

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Well at least you have identified the problem, it's a start.

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I just ordered some more shit from him, lol

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