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  1. Changes all the prices to 100x, so a single case of beer will be $900-1800.
  2. Give every customer a spin on the wheel, to see what their discount is!
  3. 99% chance to spin 99% off. If someone happens to get unlucky, just have them spin again.

So the thieves would be limited to stealing 1/100th, or risk felony.

There's probably something obvious that I'm missing.

1. Changes all the prices to 100x, so a single case of beer will be $900-1800. 2. Give every customer a spin on the wheel, to see what their discount is! 3. 99% chance to spin 99% off. If someone happens to get unlucky, just have them spin again. So the thieves would be limited to stealing 1/100th, or risk felony. There's probably something obvious that I'm missing.

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[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

I've thought about slashing their tires, ideally with something that couldn't otherwise be construed as a weapon.

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You need to steal their tires.

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[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

That is genius. Now to plan a trip to California!

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Put a rag over it, and unscrew slowly, to mask the hissing noise.