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  1. Changes all the prices to 100x, so a single case of beer will be $900-1800.
  2. Give every customer a spin on the wheel, to see what their discount is!
  3. 99% chance to spin 99% off. If someone happens to get unlucky, just have them spin again.

So the thieves would be limited to stealing 1/100th, or risk felony.

There's probably something obvious that I'm missing.

1. Changes all the prices to 100x, so a single case of beer will be $900-1800. 2. Give every customer a spin on the wheel, to see what their discount is! 3. 99% chance to spin 99% off. If someone happens to get unlucky, just have them spin again. So the thieves would be limited to stealing 1/100th, or risk felony. There's probably something obvious that I'm missing.

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I have entertained a similar idea. A huge screen out front, listing all the items for sale. Just the basics, no frills for the niggers, I say. They order, a hoodrat on roller skates brings it to the window, and I ring it up. Nigger pays thru a revolving window, and I give him the stuff. Only issue is deliveries/getting in and out of the store without getting robbed.

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Just don't open in places that do daylight robberies. There's a LOT of middle ground hood where it isn't that bad, but the shoplifting is way too high for a traditional supermarket.

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I absolutely WOULD have it in a super high-crime area, because there are no stores there, and I would charge 3x the normal rate for low-quality shit.

Hot chicken wing? $9. Pack of Newports? $20. Can of 'Great Value' pupple drank? $4.

Don't like it? Take a bus uptown, nigger.