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  1. Changes all the prices to 100x, so a single case of beer will be $900-1800.
  2. Give every customer a spin on the wheel, to see what their discount is!
  3. 99% chance to spin 99% off. If someone happens to get unlucky, just have them spin again.

So the thieves would be limited to stealing 1/100th, or risk felony.

There's probably something obvious that I'm missing.

1. Changes all the prices to 100x, so a single case of beer will be $900-1800. 2. Give every customer a spin on the wheel, to see what their discount is! 3. 99% chance to spin 99% off. If someone happens to get unlucky, just have them spin again. So the thieves would be limited to stealing 1/100th, or risk felony. There's probably something obvious that I'm missing.

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Yup. I've long had the idea of opening groceries in the hood with this model. Order all your stuff on your smartphone (or on a tablet at the location), plug in your EBT and pre-paid debit card info, and clerks (or robots) will gather all your processed foods and purple dranks. All the produce and meat could be in a window so you could still get specific pieces, but everything goes into an order on the app.

I've got a few other vital parts that I don't want to put out (in case I suddenly come into a few million dollars to implement this, unlikely but hey) but that's the general idea. It's store with virtually zero shrinkage. It's perfect for the hood.

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Got to get food in the door. Get robbed blind. Got to hire a few hoodrats, get robbed blind. Anytime the door opens, get robbed blind.

We really need a good idea. People got to eat. Thinking outside the box is rare, so cheers my friend, keep at it!

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When you try to nigger-proof something, the jew will come up with a better nigger.

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Truck comes in at 5 am, hire a guard. Hell, it's a store in the hood, you're going to have a guard in the lobby all working hours anyway, because of everyday chimpouts (in front of and behind the counter.) Also, one of the plans was to fence in the employee parking. Just fence in the dock while you are at it, and no trucks get unloaded while the fence gate is open.

The hoodrats are all on camera, 24/7. I'm also inclined to have a locker room where they change into work clothes, which don't have pockets for anything except the tablet they need to fill orders.

Not going to get robbed blind, because we aren't dealing in cash. Cards only. There's no cash on the premises. You only have cash? There's a 7-11 right there on the corner. Go buy a debit card.

Shoplifting is your major shrinkage. This solves that. There's no one coming to rob you in a place that has no cash. There's no real mafia in this part of the country, so we don't have hijackings and cigarette schemes.

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surround your loading bay with razor wire, no need to hire a guard just man the fence yourself.

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This would make for an excellent TV show. It would be centered around the men and woman that run this store and work security. There would be constant warfare going on and schemes and robberies and strung out weirdos wandering around. "clean up on aisle six" and it's like dead bodies everywhere. Occasionally a decent person comes in to buy eggs for their family. That's who we do it for.

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Back in the 90s, grocery stores ran on 3% profit. But potato chips and little debbie cakes are high markup, you could make these people eat what you sell and make a fortune.

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I have entertained a similar idea. A huge screen out front, listing all the items for sale. Just the basics, no frills for the niggers, I say. They order, a hoodrat on roller skates brings it to the window, and I ring it up. Nigger pays thru a revolving window, and I give him the stuff. Only issue is deliveries/getting in and out of the store without getting robbed.

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Just don't open in places that do daylight robberies. There's a LOT of middle ground hood where it isn't that bad, but the shoplifting is way too high for a traditional supermarket.

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I absolutely WOULD have it in a super high-crime area, because there are no stores there, and I would charge 3x the normal rate for low-quality shit.

Hot chicken wing? $9. Pack of Newports? $20. Can of 'Great Value' pupple drank? $4.

Don't like it? Take a bus uptown, nigger.

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That's a good idea, but the problem is that you are competing with stores run by asian immigrants. Expel them and your idea would be viable.

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Not really. I'm positioning this as a full size supermarket (just in half the footprint because the aisles are more like an amazon warehouse than a traditional grocery). They are running convenience stores, and they make most of their profit off of single serving booze and hot food. I'm not planning to do either.

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I've had similar ideas. Keep at it. Try a prototype model before asking for millions. Ignore naysayers who never started a business in their life. You're thinking about this the right way.