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  1. Changes all the prices to 100x, so a single case of beer will be $900-1800.
  2. Give every customer a spin on the wheel, to see what their discount is!
  3. 99% chance to spin 99% off. If someone happens to get unlucky, just have them spin again.

So the thieves would be limited to stealing 1/100th, or risk felony.

There's probably something obvious that I'm missing.

1. Changes all the prices to 100x, so a single case of beer will be $900-1800. 2. Give every customer a spin on the wheel, to see what their discount is! 3. 99% chance to spin 99% off. If someone happens to get unlucky, just have them spin again. So the thieves would be limited to stealing 1/100th, or risk felony. There's probably something obvious that I'm missing.

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There's probably something obvious that I'm missing.

Yes. The idiots who created the situation are still going to be in charge. They'd most certainly go after any shop keeper who tried something like that. As would the complicit media.

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Fair enough. They'd probably break a record to quickly change the law.

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Philadelphia banned bullet proof glass because rayccissm, and NJ banned bullet vests. The criminals in charge will keep changing the rules as they go

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This was the result of Prop 47.

https://ballotpedia.org/California_Proposition_47,_Reduced_Penalties_for_Some_Crimes_Initiative_(2014)

The blame lies with the 60% of California voters that voted for it.

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Was this a mail in vote by chance?

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It was in 2014.

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60% of California voters

I.e., beaners and niggers

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Not even them. Only 4 million voted for it. That's barely more than 10% of Californians.

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They'd get them for price gouging or some other kike bullshit

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Just add 1000$ to the price of every items (easier to figure out the real price) and give and automatic 1000$ discount on every items at the register. Some dude steel a pack of gum? → felony. It just suck that you have to change the price of every items in the shop.

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Make it a rewards card thing like Kroger.

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Probably have to install an armored walk-up window. People ask for a product and pay before the stuff is passed out through a special window.

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I can see stores adopting a new model where all merchandise is behind the counter or out of reach to the customer. They don't get hands on until they pay. There will be areas where the customer can handle the product but it will be isolated and the customer will not be able to leave with the merchandise.

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When I was teenager the local record store did this.

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Yup. I've long had the idea of opening groceries in the hood with this model. Order all your stuff on your smartphone (or on a tablet at the location), plug in your EBT and pre-paid debit card info, and clerks (or robots) will gather all your processed foods and purple dranks. All the produce and meat could be in a window so you could still get specific pieces, but everything goes into an order on the app.

I've got a few other vital parts that I don't want to put out (in case I suddenly come into a few million dollars to implement this, unlikely but hey) but that's the general idea. It's store with virtually zero shrinkage. It's perfect for the hood.

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Got to get food in the door. Get robbed blind. Got to hire a few hoodrats, get robbed blind. Anytime the door opens, get robbed blind.

We really need a good idea. People got to eat. Thinking outside the box is rare, so cheers my friend, keep at it!

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When you try to nigger-proof something, the jew will come up with a better nigger.

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Truck comes in at 5 am, hire a guard. Hell, it's a store in the hood, you're going to have a guard in the lobby all working hours anyway, because of everyday chimpouts (in front of and behind the counter.) Also, one of the plans was to fence in the employee parking. Just fence in the dock while you are at it, and no trucks get unloaded while the fence gate is open.

The hoodrats are all on camera, 24/7. I'm also inclined to have a locker room where they change into work clothes, which don't have pockets for anything except the tablet they need to fill orders.

Not going to get robbed blind, because we aren't dealing in cash. Cards only. There's no cash on the premises. You only have cash? There's a 7-11 right there on the corner. Go buy a debit card.

Shoplifting is your major shrinkage. This solves that. There's no one coming to rob you in a place that has no cash. There's no real mafia in this part of the country, so we don't have hijackings and cigarette schemes.

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I have entertained a similar idea. A huge screen out front, listing all the items for sale. Just the basics, no frills for the niggers, I say. They order, a hoodrat on roller skates brings it to the window, and I ring it up. Nigger pays thru a revolving window, and I give him the stuff. Only issue is deliveries/getting in and out of the store without getting robbed.

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Just don't open in places that do daylight robberies. There's a LOT of middle ground hood where it isn't that bad, but the shoplifting is way too high for a traditional supermarket.

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That's a good idea, but the problem is that you are competing with stores run by asian immigrants. Expel them and your idea would be viable.

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Not really. I'm positioning this as a full size supermarket (just in half the footprint because the aisles are more like an amazon warehouse than a traditional grocery). They are running convenience stores, and they make most of their profit off of single serving booze and hot food. I'm not planning to do either.

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That makes a lot more sense. I tend to gamify things...

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If you see them stealing pull up next to them and steal the shit they are loading up, not legal advice

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I've thought about slashing their tires, ideally with something that couldn't otherwise be construed as a weapon.

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You need to steal their tires.

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That is genius. Now to plan a trip to California!

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just another push to buy everything online and have a robot fill your order and put the bags in your car. the steal up to $999 was to kill the small buisness. amazon and walmart only

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So, you think nobody shoplifts from Walmart? Interesting...

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No you just have to push a button and wait 30 minutes to an hour for someone with keys to show up to unlock the case with your item, then goto the front and wait for them again at a register for anything worth buying. you end up waiting hours just to save 3 cents.

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The cunts in charge will look to have customers pay sales tax based on the inflated price.

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Stop paying property taxes or collecting sales tax since these pay for cops...

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Or charge $0.01 for a discount code that gives 99% discount.

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Yes, if you get people to provide an ID for a coupon to get the real price.

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$1000 price tag. Coupon for 99% discount given out at door.

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In exchange for a full face picture at the door and copy of their ID

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Your idea is even better. Add $1,000 to the price of every item in the store. Then give out a coupon at the door for a $1,000 discount on every item purchased.

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