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Even though it’s legitimately a massive inconvenience to myself and my employer, what would they actually try to pull if I just decided not to show up. I realize fines and jail time as well as a misdemeanor are on the table, but is that really even likely?

Even though it’s legitimately a massive inconvenience to myself and my employer, what would they actually try to pull if I just decided not to show up. I realize fines and jail time as well as a misdemeanor are on the table, but is that really even likely?

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Was/is there an opportunity to ask to be excused before you have to report? If so, go that route. If not, when jury selection begins, answer every question in a manner you know will get you rejected. I’m hard pressed to believe that can’t be done. Final solution, get seated on the jury and either exercise your right for jury nullification, or refuse to NOT convict a poc, or refuse to convict a fellow patriot.

But I’m a dumbass so maybe don’t take any advice from me.

[–] 3 pts

my dad would show up and act super racist. he never had to be a jury, always let him out

[–] 0 pt

Exactly what I came to suggest. Getting out of jury duty is so easy. Throw 1 nigger or Jew truth and you're out of the seat in moments

[–] 0 pt

I would be careful with that. Judges see that kind of stuff all the time. I've seen judges threaten fines or jail time to people that they think are being dishonest just to avoid jury duty. Never heard of anyone actually being punished, but I think a judge has a lot of leeway if they choose.

Personally, I wouldn't want to act like a total asshole in a public forum like that. In the unlikely case that I end up in court, I don't want to be on record as acting super racist in court.

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So what you’re saying is that I should walk into court throwing sieg heils?

[–] 0 pt

That would be hilarious, but you might end up meeting the J6 people. Proceed with caution. Can’t afford to lose anyone in the fight.

[–] 2 pts

Walk in wearing the israeli flag as a diaper. That should get you thrown out.

[–] [deleted] -1 pt

So what you’re saying is that I should walk into court throwing sieg heils?

NO! If there is a jury selection, which is highly unlikely, you can easily have either lawyer not want to put you on the jury by simply being a decent straight white man with rational beliefs.....

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Living in a pretty sane, white, uber conservative area my guy.