Because cats control The coffee market. Ever met a cat owner that doesn’t drink coffee? Coincidence? No. Cat owners are brainwashed weirdos with parasites and coffee drinkers
My god, it’s starting to make sense now…the coffee, the blue hair, and the CATS…
I love my cat, and look like a cartel hitman. Politically, I am to the far-right of Genghis Khan.
We have a cool cat that just showed up one day. Hangs around the yard so I started feeding him. In exchange, he brings us dead field mice almost daily.
>look like a cartel hitman
>anus expander
It all makes so much sense now...
I have three cats and I detest not only coffee but coffee culture.
Used to have four cats (not my fault, a close relative passed away before covid and I took in her cat). The passed relative’s cat was very old and developed massive breathing problems and died after a bit more than a year. So now I have three.
Anyway, I hate with a passion the assholes who largely run and populate coffee shops. If they all died horribly (suffering for a long time and all) the world would be a better place.
The passed relative’s cat was very old and developed massive breathing problems and died after a bit more than a year.
Another covid death, how sad.
I’ll Steal Your cats and sell Them to a chi-knee
I once stopped dating a girl because she said she loved Starbuck's
That means that your cat has good hygine and doesn't have toxoplasma gondii, or your hygine in cleaning after your cat's litter box is good and it hasn't transmitted to you.
Basically cats get it from rodents so if your cat has no access to them (it's not an outdoor cat and you don't have mice) that would improve the odds that your cat doesn't have it.
Except I know right wingers with cats. I've never known a farmer that didn't have one or two, either.
Cat lovers deserve to be in prison
cat lovers
Well that IS bestiality, and IS illegal...
Fucking look at the state we're in - coal burners, rice burners, oil drillers and now nip sniffers
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