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We can’t get one conservative coffee shop in this whole country?

We can’t get one conservative coffee shop in this whole country?

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[–] [Sticky] • 21 pts (edited )
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No. The main demographic for overpriced coffee shops is women, most of which are spending some guys money.

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"The main demographic is half the population"

Really narrows it down.

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Narrowed it down by reverse narrowing it down. *mind blown

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It's not intended to narrow it down, it's intended to bring your observation to reality.

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Unless the barista is wearing a bikini...for some reason men line the block. I've seen it.

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"overpriced coffee". Overpriced desserts.

Walked by one the other day and there's 2 fat women with dessert drinks and cake each. Probably a snack for them and like 1200 kcal or so.

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That doesn’t explain why only faggots work there.

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only skill they have, where else do you want them to work? all they can do is fill cups of coffee with syrupie sugar and greet people.

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That's one of a few target demographics listed. Worth mentioning this is for their segment targeting, that doesn't necessarily represent the actual demand or customer base although it probably does reflect it.

Liberals do love coffee shops though.

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Exactly. The first and last time I ever went to one was like a year or two before the Branch Covidian hysteria. Full of prissy college kiddies, artphags, and trendy-trendsters....with staff acting like snooty waiters at a dress-code restaurant. Oh yeah, the coffee sucked, and not in a good way, plus waaaay overpriced. While there might be coffee shops that sell decent coffee, I greatly doubt even one could match my Kona coffee.

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I happen to run an extremely right-wing meth den if you're tired of liberal coffee shops.

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Ya'll gonna carry that ChrisMiss Blue Mint again this year? That stuff was the bomb, took me like 8 months of rehab to get off it!

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I’m not a faggot nor do I have blue hair. I did fuck a girl with blue hair once in chicago.

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Did the carpet match the drapes?

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Nigger you get high on meth and suck dicks, and this is your downtime from trolling Voat (and now Poal) asking for dick pics.

You're not a faggot when you're asleep - which is rare.

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Was it mayor clownshoes?

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There's a good one where I live. It was one of the only businesses to refuse to restrict capacity or require masks when the city got gay. And, shocker, they did a shitload of business while two of the bolshevist coffee shops closed lol.

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I was in a maskless coffee shop recently. Had to get out of the city and into a smaller town to find it but they're out there.

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a cafe, but same idea. it's nice to support small businesses.

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Because cats control The coffee market. Ever met a cat owner that doesn’t drink coffee? Coincidence? No. Cat owners are brainwashed weirdos with parasites and coffee drinkers

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My god, it’s starting to make sense now…the coffee, the blue hair, and the CATS…

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I love my cat, and look like a cartel hitman. Politically, I am to the far-right of Genghis Khan.

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We have a cool cat that just showed up one day. Hangs around the yard so I started feeding him. In exchange, he brings us dead field mice almost daily.

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>look like a cartel hitman

>anus expander

It all makes so much sense now...

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I have three cats and I detest not only coffee but coffee culture.

Used to have four cats (not my fault, a close relative passed away before covid and I took in her cat). The passed relative’s cat was very old and developed massive breathing problems and died after a bit more than a year. So now I have three.

Anyway, I hate with a passion the assholes who largely run and populate coffee shops. If they all died horribly (suffering for a long time and all) the world would be a better place.

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The passed relative’s cat was very old and developed massive breathing problems and died after a bit more than a year.

Another covid death, how sad.

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I’ll Steal Your cats and sell Them to a chi-knee

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I once stopped dating a girl because she said she loved Starbuck's

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That means that your cat has good hygine and doesn't have toxoplasma gondii, or your hygine in cleaning after your cat's litter box is good and it hasn't transmitted to you.

Basically cats get it from rodents so if your cat has no access to them (it's not an outdoor cat and you don't have mice) that would improve the odds that your cat doesn't have it.

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Except I know right wingers with cats. I've never known a farmer that didn't have one or two, either.

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Cat lovers deserve to be in prison

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cat lovers

Well that IS bestiality, and IS illegal...

Fucking look at the state we're in - coal burners, rice burners, oil drillers and now nip sniffers

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Viva coffee in Vail Az (next to Tucson. They are and resisted the mandates and forced lockdowns. They were fined huge amounts, had the cops padlock their doors. Tons of harassment from code enforcers with cops. They pretty much stayed open. They even had a Dinesh D'Sousa speaking event as well as conservative candidates for local stuff. A Vail school board meeting is also where the parents taking back the school board thing started. A massive crowd demanded and got the whole board to resign that night, they then held an impromptu election and put 5 of them as the new board members and immediately voted to end the mask and other mandates.

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If your ever in Colorado check out Jives coffee in Colorado Springs. First time I went there they had a patriot writer/speaker and they have a giant cross right at the front door. I was there yesterday morning and they had a violinist who was doing Christmas carols and Christian hymns. It’s owned by really nice folks from Croatia. I don’t personally know they’re politics but from what I’ve seen they’re really nice and run a good business.

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Sadly Tuscon fell to the Phoenix overpriced bullshit. It was the last cheap city in the west.

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That event was bullshit. No one resigned. The board held on to power and blamed out of state actors.

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Coffee, similar to nicotine and marijuana, is a tax on the weak willed goyim. You don't ever need it and once you stop drinking it long enough to break the addiction, you won't miss it.

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Partially true. I live better without it but I definitely love and miss it.

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I rember I did a short stint doing night work. When I started everyone told me how hard it is to adjust and that I should try some coffee. I don't do caffine so I turned it down. People weren't happy with me thinking I wouldn't pull my weight. Honestly adjusting was so easy. Caffine has two effects. It makes you amped. It also makes it so you can't feel sleepy (two different things). The inability to feel sleepy lasts a long time, so if you do coffee any other time than right in the morning you are going to fuck your sleep (sleep quality is actually effected over multiple days from having caffine), but it's going to essencially lock in your sleep schedule because you are going to be wanting to go to sleep as long as possible from your morning coffee. That means you lose the ability to adjust. That also means you lose the ability to sleep on demand (with full quality) when you have an opportunity which you can't afford to turn down when you are changing schedules.

This also means killing caffine will help reduce redeye when traveling. You should instead give up caffine a week before traveling so that your sleep will be more flexible once you do travel.

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The Frappuccino pumpkin spiced whatever is. Coffee is not. A good cappuccino is a solid drink. Same with a good cup of hot, black coffee.

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because spending $5 for a $.25 cup of coffee is retarded.

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I know one locally that I frequent almost five times a week. They have Bible studies three times a week in the morning. Old man owns it. Best coffee I've ever had.

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There are here. I'm in one

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coffee addicts are degenerates

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The highest station some of these folks can attain would be barista or budtender.

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