Take a paper bag and fill it full with plastic bags. Tie it closed so it looks like you blew it full of air. Attach it to the eave. It looks like a hornet nest. Both parties will leave, immediately. No need to kill them. Send them to another neighbor without remorse.
Take a paper bag and fill it full with plastic bags. Tie it closed so it looks like you blew it full of air. Attach it to the eave. It looks like a hornet nest. Both parties will leave, immediately. No need to kill them. Send them to another neighbor without remorse.
I like your style.
I like your style.
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