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[–] • 13 pts

Stop willingly giving jews your dna

[–] • 6 pts

In Cali the DA's often will waive a minor offense if the suspect gives his/her dna to the database. Not just for jews any more. BTW, you have to convince all your close relatives to not submit dna also in order for you to be anon.

[–] • 4 pts

My close relatives aren't stupid enough to trust a dna test from a commercial. If you want a true dna test done they have private dna tests done in labs. Thankfully my people kept good records and journals so i know my ancestry.

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My SO from Florida inherited a scrap book from her grandmother with carefully preserved locks of hair from a slew of relatives. The next time we went to a family reunion just down from Wewahitchka, she gave it to the then leading patriarch of the family. I mused with him that they should have all the hair tested and he look aghast and replied that, "We don't want to open that can of worms."

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

With DNA test, you'll go from Possiblezombie22 to: Damnrightimazombie22 in no time.

I think that's how it works.

[–] • 1 pt

Stop buying the kit where then dna & relevant info is then resold

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I'll start wearing a condom.

[–] • 11 pts

I like the one where the dude handed in lizard lizard saliva instead of his own and it came back 2% jewish.

[–] • 4 pts

There was another lizard test that came back 51% ashkenazi jew and 49% west asian. I think it came back that way because of the mutt dna in that region.

Dna testing fag: "What the fuck is this dna? Mystery babylon?"

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That’s the one I was thinking of, the ‘Shalomander’

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It came back 51% ashkenazi.

[–] • 1 pt

With +/- 98% margin of error?

[–] • 4 pts

And sell it to the CCP for more designer viruses just for you.

[–] • 4 pts

My mom did one and I was pretty pissed off about it.

Not only does that company have 50% of my DNA, apparently I'm at least 2% Italian, which is deeply upsetting, but does explain why I lika da spicy meatball

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I dunno - They told my brother that we're "1%" Italian - I think they just try to spice it up a bit for people.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

I'm at least 2% Italian,

Don't worry about it. You're more likely Sicilian, which Dennis Hopper explains to Christopher Walken means: You're a nigger.

[–] • 0 pt

Fuck yeah. Great movie scene. He must have thought it was "White Boy Day".

[–] • 3 pts

I sent mine in but I thought you were supposed to piss in it. Charged me extra and didn't give results.

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Do you work on commission?

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Paid by the KLOC

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Do you really make software?

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Looks like 23andme is also on sale.

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Test your ethnicity put your dna in a law enforcement database and add a random percentage of sub Saharan African and/or ashkenazi Jew to your results

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I'd never give those folks my DNA, but my older brother did, and I was quite pleased to find I'm 100% White European.

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I don't need to get tested, I know more or less what I am -- mostly Anglo-Saxon with some Celtic mixed in for giggles. I haven't got a trace of nigger or Jew in my DNA.