According to legend, coffee was first discovered after goat herders found there goats to be more hyperactive after eating the beans, so the MSM would probably call it goat meth.
I'm having my morning goat paste stimulant drink right now.
I just had my morning horse tranquilizers and I'm about to enter the k-hole
Make it a collectible https://www.earthtouchnews.com/discoveries/fossils/one-mans-incredible-collection-of-fossilised-poop/
edit: oops. wrong hole?
Me too. I find it best mixed with raw cow udder excretions.
"I don't always drink coffee...but when I do it's with teats!"
Pussy
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