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https://nypost.com/2021/11/27/omicron-variant-symptoms-unusual-but-mild-says-south-african-doctor/

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[–] 14 pts

I've been omicron for awhile now. Starts with the Monday cardio and then each day I look forward to using coffee in the morning for the tiredness, then do it all over again the next Monday.

[–] 15 pts

MSNBC Exclusive

Users of a right-wing website purposefully giving themselves the deadly Omicron variant, attempting to cure it with coffee.

[–] 11 pts

"Hoooorse stimulaaaaaaant."

[–] 7 pts

According to legend, coffee was first discovered after goat herders found there goats to be more hyperactive after eating the beans, so the MSM would probably call it goat meth.