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https://nypost.com/2021/11/27/omicron-variant-symptoms-unusual-but-mild-says-south-african-doctor/

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[–] • 14 pts

I've been omicron for awhile now. Starts with the Monday cardio and then each day I look forward to using coffee in the morning for the tiredness, then do it all over again the next Monday.

[–] • 15 pts

MSNBC Exclusive

Users of a right-wing website purposefully giving themselves the deadly Omicron variant, attempting to cure it with coffee.

[–] • 11 pts

"Hoooorse stimulaaaaaaant."

[–] • 7 pts

According to legend, coffee was first discovered after goat herders found there goats to be more hyperactive after eating the beans, so the MSM would probably call it goat meth.

[–] • 6 pts

Shit sounds like I've had omicron on and off since 1993.

[–] • 5 pts

And the flu is now officially a COVID variant lol

[–] • 0 pt

The common cold is a coronavirus. https://archive.md/b6yOk

[–] • 0 pt

I realize that. But muscle aches and tiredness are typical influenza symptoms. And now they are the primary symptoms of omicron. Convenient turn of events as we enter the typical flu season.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Sounds like a fucking hangover to me.

[–] • 2 pts

Wow, I must have had OMICRON last weekend! Oh noes!

[–] • 1 pt

I'm pretty sure I have it now, I've been taking extra vitamins and getting rest but maybe I should get the jab instead.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Go eat some fast food. I heard it cures everything.

[–] • 2 pts

Does it pair well with cheap vodka?

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Sounds like the common cold. This isn't a common cold, is it?

[–] • 2 pts

So a Monday morning after a long holiday weekend?

[–] • 1 pt

sore muscles and tiredness

I'm older and I just did some yard work yesterday. Now I think I have omegatron virus.

[–] • 1 pt

I’ve had it for years.

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