I know this could be considered bad etiquette to some, but it worked for me the one time I did it...
Skip jumping through the hoops and shoot your resume directly towards the top. Do your research and find out the top-dog big-cheese's e-mail address. Greet them by first name in the salutation. Attach your resume. Tell them exactly what department you want to work in and why/how you're going to be a great asset.
If you can't find the email address, you can usually guess it with their name. If the president/CEO/whatever of "CompanyX" is named Chad Niggerslayer, try various forms of <cniggerslayer@companyx.com>, <chad.niggerslayer@companyx.com>, etc.. until one finally doesn't come back undeliverable.
Blanket an industry in this manner and you'll have a job and instant rapport with the top dog.
This guy niggerslays
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