LMFAO! Not only do I have sex, I met my wife while bearded and conceived children while breaded. Her father begot her while bearded and my father married and begot me while bearded. I'm no skinny beard guy either, I have a full beard (right ay my terminal length... yes, beard length has a limit and each persons is different... I'm no ZZ-Top). Prior to my wife, way back in the 1990's, I dated while bearded and had sex then too. Shit, I was doing that in the Wash DC area, so it's not limited to rural. I do have to agree on the kempt vs unkempt... it takes some experience to keep a beard looking "neat", but that can be done at nearly any length. Mine looks worse as it goes shorter unless I shave my neck, and fuck that. Also looks bad if I don't trim it once a month, but there's about 6 inches in length between the 2 extremes and I bounce between them as the mood strikes. Some women don't like beards. Just like some women don't like men under 6', and some women don't like men built like pencils, and some women don't like men AT ALL. Who cares? Plenty more who are interested. I've been threatened with being cut off if I shave (in jest, but that thought was born somewhere). So, apparently there are women out there who won't have sex with shaven men....