I just stand there for a while and let it drip. It annoys people because they're waiting to use the pump too. Fuck 'em, if you wanted to use it before me then you should have arrived before I did.
I just stand there for a while and let it drip. It annoys people because they're waiting to use the pump too. Fuck 'em, if you wanted to use it before me then you should have arrived before I did.
I drive for work. So I sometimes get gas and a quick bite. When Im done pumping, I sit in my car and eat. Holy shit does that trigger people. I just pretend I dont notice them.
I drive for work. So I sometimes get gas and a quick bite. When Im done pumping, I sit in my car and eat. Holy shit does that trigger people. I just pretend I dont notice them.
I've had a couple over the years pull up behind me (on a multi-island station where most were empty) and go ballistic when I went inside for something after pumping.
Go to another pump, Karen. I'm not your caretaker.
I've had a couple over the years pull up behind me (on a multi-island station where most were empty) and go ballistic when I went inside for something after pumping.
Go to another pump, Karen. I'm not your caretaker.
I paid for gas so this pump is mine till im done. ;)
I paid for gas so this pump is mine till im done. ;)
You dont? I like my cars and I hate when it dribbles gas on the paint
You dont? I like my cars and I hate when it dribbles gas on the paint
Yes
Yes
Yes, but only because if it drips on my truck regularly it can dissolve the clear coat.
Yes, but only because if it drips on my truck regularly it can dissolve the clear coat.
Yes.
Yes.
No, I don't watch so much porn that I associate a gas pump to a penis and a vagina
No, I don't watch so much porn that I associate a gas pump to a penis and a vagina
I like to look around while pumping gas and feel the cool breeze on my chest, while thinking that there could be niggers anywhere.
I like to look around while pumping gas and feel the cool breeze on my chest, while thinking that there could be niggers anywhere.
I like to tilt the hose up so it drains everything in it. I paid for it.
I like to tilt the hose up so it drains everything in it. I paid for it.
NO DRIPPING
NO DRIPPING
I love risking starting a fire each time I fill the car.
I love risking starting a fire each time I fill the car.
wut?
wut?
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