At some point, that bear is going be a bear and kill you, accidentally or on purpose. If it is a male, it will want to fuck somebear at some point. He will become un-bear-ably aggressive. If it is a female, some other big bull bear is going to come to snatch your precious litlle she-bear's purity. He may kill you and take her in front of a crackling fireplace on a youskin rug. They can lightheartedly and casually slice your face off with their scythe-like claws while playing.
Remember chimpanzee woman and her hole-face?
A bear is bad news.
Deboonked, Gentle Ben.
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