“Has anyone ever counted all the way to six million?” “How long does it take to burn a turkey in an wood fired oven?” “No zyklon b in the gravy for me I’m allergic.” “I wonder if you dried the turkey skin if you could make lampshades out of it?” “is thanksgiving for the rebuilding of the destroyed temple at Sinai?” “Is that kosher salt?” “Did you hear them play the anthem on the radio?” “Are all stadiums tax subsidized?” “Everyone healthy here?” “ How are the kids school?” “Gone to the DMV lately?” “Everyone has their boosters?”