Nobody hassles anybody about masks where I live but every time they used to tell me I needed a mask I would just ignore them and keep on going
I reach in my pocket and show people my mask, then put it back.
You actually own a mask? And carry it with you?
Yes. Just to tweak people that way.
Random person: you need a mask.
Me: of course, I have one right here.
Yes but now you get to spook people out even when it's not Halloween.
When life gives you lemons....
I asked a bank teller if she thought robberies had gone up during this whole thing. You would think so right?
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