Just plant a field of asparagus in your studio apartment, bro
Funny story: there were some chinks that went to the college I went to, rented an apartment above a corner store. Built an indoor rice patty. Building got condemned.
Goddamn chinks ARE pretty based, you gotta admit
I heard a story about a pissed off neighbor who flooded all the carpet in dude's basement and sewed it with lettuce seeds whilst he was on vacation.
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