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[–] [deleted] 4 pts

Double the ram and install linux.

[–] [deleted] 4 pts

Buy some blue pills and a frontal lobotomy is about as soft as you can get your software.

Why not cut to the chase and import some street-shitting H1Bs?

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You can harden the hardware, which will require some special gear like dust and vibration proof components, waterproofing, etc.

Softer software. You could host it in the cloud. Clouds are soft.

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Yep. Software as a service is just client software with a client host connection program.

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For all your cleaning needs, use Tide. It makes Whites whiter, and coloreds brighter.

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sounds like western civilization needs some Tide then

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Imagine spraying the Earth with a huge crop-duster filled with aerosolized Tide

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The USM did that to the Bay are is like the 50s

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I deal with firmware too firm to load software, yet also too soft to program hardware

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There are plenty of ways.

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