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Sixth day asshole, gosh!

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Yah mah toilets don last long. Dats why i shit in ppls porches and door steps

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Because you didn't let it age long enough. Try it again after letting it age at least 2 weeks. You'll smell colors.

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If your dumb ass knows that, why does your dumb ass keep eating it?!?!?

You stupid or something?

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You can’t re eat it. Food is one time use.

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It was already a week old when you bought it.

Try coating the top with some bbq sauce niggerfaggot.

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Or the spiciest sauce available to man. You will learn how Sauron got the all seeing eye. Yes TLOTR trilogy is just a metaphor for taking a huge dump.

While you're there perched on the excrimeditation chamber, you stare at that crack in the wall while a million orcs pollute the pure waters of the south.

The battle for middle earth ie your stomach.

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Dude, avoid that greasy shit. Joking or not, it’s a good way to get your ass married to the toilet.

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Married to a toilet u mean leftist or Democrat?

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Sometimes you need to purge. The only real downside is dehydration.

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Donkey and dog doesn't keep as long as chicken or beef.